WHERE'S the craic?

Vat fraudster Craig Johnson got 12 years his part in a st£138 million swindle and now his assets are up for auction. Later this month his house and collection of fast cars are going under the hammer along with lots of other stuff associated with the high-life. The car-reg CRA 1C is also up for grabs. Maybe Ireland's most successful Vat fraudster Dylan 'Hollywood' Creavan (pictured), who forked out €26 million in a deal with the Criminal Assets Bureau and the Assets Recovery Agency, might put in a bid. It would make up for his race horses which CAB sold off.